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Dear Boston Marathon Terrorists, I don’t want to tell you how to do your job or anything, but I kind of think you picked the…

Sunday, directly after the house where we didn’t almost get murdered by the teenagers in the garage (but it totally seemed like we were going…

*DING DONG* Me (to my sister on the phone): The doorbell just rang, hold on a sec. It’s probably just one of those neighborhood kids….

Tyler just moved from Phoenix to Portland, Oregon (because hates 70 degree weather and sunshine for November-January, apparently). He’s been feeling out the whole Pacific…

This morning before Jason left for work he asked me, “What are you going to do today?” I’ve grown to dread this question. Real estate…

I hiked the Grand Canyon rim-to-rim last Saturday. Today, when I need to pee, I still have to lower myself onto the toilet with the…

If you’re my Facebook friend you’ve probably noticed that anytime anyone I’m friends with sees anything wine-related on the internet he or she pastes it…

Did you know tennis skirts and running skirts are confusingly similar apparel (yes, today’s topic is fairly important on a global scale)? No, it’s true….

Can we talk about marriage for a few minutes? No, I mean really talk about it? It seems like there are only two socially acceptable…

We discovered this weekend that Jonas has a genetic condition. Yes, I know; it’s very sad. I don’t think a charitable foundation has been established…

I had a bad run yesterday. No, like really bad. I’m not saying The Exercise and I have hired divorce attorneys yet, but we’re in…

I have this friend, who told me this story. It’s a pretty good story, so I want to tell you it, but I think it’s…

A few times a month the office phones are forwarded to my cell. It’s a way for me to meet potential new clients and a…

I’ve been watching a lot of the show Dexter lately, because my sister is obsessed with it and convinced me it’s worth checking out. It’s…

When I was pregnant with Gray, son #2, I worried all the time that I wouldn’t like him that much. I knew I would love…

My little sister is getting married a week from tomorrow. Wedding drama/stress abounds at the moment. How many bottles of wine per table should be…

I’m a tad hesitant to even tell this story. It’s not that I’m trying to preserve my dignity or anything. Please, I serve that up…