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Highchair Hijinks

I was gone for the weekend on quick trip up to Northern Arizona (more on that later in the week) and when I got home this afternoon, I discovered that Jonas had learned a new trick while I was away. I like to call it “The Most Annoying Trick Ever”. It goes a little like this:

Hi, I’m just sitting here in my high-tech high chair with the awesome detachable trays that allow you to feed me and stick them in the dishwasher. I’m not doing anything fishy. Don’t mind my hand here, it’s not important. Just normal business here, no worries.

Didja see how I did that? With the food flying everywhere? It was awesome, right? You loved it, huh? I know, I totally just figured out how to do that by myself.

That’s fine, you can totally put it back. I swear I won’t do it again. It was a one-time thing. We’ll settle down now. Feel free to put more food on my tray, I’m going to eat it now. It’s ok, you can trust me.

BWAHAHAHA! I can’t believe you fell for that!!! That was hilarious. Seriously, you should have seen the look on your face, it was priceless. When that pea hit you in the forehead? I will never get tired of that one. Hee. Lean forward, you have a little hotdog in your hair.

Mommy? Um, I love you… please put down the matches and my blankie. We can work through this.

Yeah, I’m not promising his blankie made it through this one.