You know how we’re always like: Dude, HOAs are THE WORST. All they do is fine us for leaving our garbage cans out 10 minutes longer than we’re supposed to and raise the monthly fees. I have to submit a ream of paperwork just to put up a goddamn shed in my own backyard! If I saw an HOA-Nazi’s golf cart burst into flames, I wouldn’t spit on it to put it out.
Well last weekend I showed this house in a cute Non-HOA Tempe neighborhood:
Unfortunately, this was the house to the left:
Even more unfortunately, this was the house two to the right:
I wanted to take some closer-up pictures, but there was a guy wandering around the yard watering stuff who looked way crabbier than someone with a purple house and a yard full of precious moments angels really should. You’ll have to cope with a zoomed in version:
The point is, next time you’re paying a gypsy to curse your HOA for the tedious misery it’s constantly wreaking on you, just remember; you could be living next door to that, with absolutely no recourse.