About Me
Yes, I’m an actual full-time real estate agent. Yes, I’d love to actually help you buy or sell a house. If something weird or funny happens while we’re doing that, I might write about it, but I’ll probably ask you first. Other important details about me:
- Co-creator of awesomely brilliant and destructive children
- Married to a ‘cool dad’
- Horrible secret keeper
- Not a band-aid ripper
- Real terrible at accents
- Aspiring circus performer/ballerina
- If it sounds a little dirty, I probably meant it that way
- Left eyebrow dominant
- Tend toward surly when I’m hungry
- Above average guesser
- Appalling housekeeper
- Excellent knowledge of MTV shows
- Car (but not shower) singer
- Can’t read lips (so just text me that thing you’re trying to tell me during a wedding)
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Follow me on Twitter (because I have a loud mouth. And it sometimes gets me in trouble)
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