Email from a client* who likes to send me messages about houses that pop up on her search, not because she wants to see them, but because there is something weird or interesting about the house:
BED IN CLOSET!! WTF?
That’s for your least favorite child. Or where you make your sex slave sleep when you’re not in the mood.
That seller’s sex slave has it way better than mine. I make him sleep in the swing set fort out back.
*This client has also told me specifically she has no interest in being mentioned on my blog. To which I say: Be less amusing, then.