Because Everyone Secretly Loves a Badass

Jonas just wanted to say, Hey there, Ladies, let’s ditch class and plan the destruction of modern society, OK? on this Wordless Wednesday:

I told him I'd pay him $2 if he smiled for a picture. SUCKER! As if I have $2.

And then he pauses, suddenly struck by inspiration on just how he will someday build the perfect exploding destructive device so that he does not have to waste all of his time manually destroying things like he does now:

I can see the wheels turning... run for cover!

These are the shoes of a man who’s done some moving. The poor things never stood a chance:

They're prematurely aged. As is his mother.